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Rio

2 stars

Splashy but predictable and a wee bit uninspired, Rio will certainly keep the kids in check but adults looking for something a bit more out of the unusual will have to go elsewhere.  It’s from the makers of Ice Age – and while that might garner some attention from media-starved kids – you get exactly that from its story and its jokes.  Animation is all the rage these days and Rio is part of the reason; it doesn’t take the best of scripts to make them serviceable only a whole slew of voice talents.  Unfortunately, Rio is the bottom of the barrel in what we’ve grown to expect from animation.

Blu (perfectly voiced by Jesse Eisenberg) is a rare macaw.  Since he grew up in Minnesota with his owner Linda (voiced by Leslie Mann), Blu does not know how to fly nor does he know anything about his species.  He’s perfectly content with his book-store domestication.  One day, a Brazlilian ornithologist named Tulio (voiced Rodrigo Santoro) pays the book store a visit and convinces Linda to bring Blu to Rio so that he can mate with his female blue macaw Jewel (voiced by Anne Hathaway).

Let the adventure begin…sort of.

Blu and Jewel, of course, are kidnapped by a vicious gang of bird smugglers, headed by Marcel (voiced by Carlos Ponce) and a cannibalistic cockatoo named Nigel (voiced by Jermaine Clement).  Together, the two macaws make there grand escape and encounter all manner of foul creatures – including Rafael (George Lopez), Pedro (will.i.am), Nico (Jamie Foxx) and a bulldog (Tracey Morgan) – as they try and survive and learn how to fly in the streets of Rio.

Blue Sky has delivered a remarkable scenic location.  It’s vibrant and full of wonderfully rich colors and beautiful vistas.  The opening song-and-dance number is spectacularly realized with gorgeous effects and crisp candy-coated colors.  It certainly prepares you for the adventure of a lifetime, yet it can’t deliver anything beyond surface three-second dazzlement and awe.

The film exists only to be.  It’s a by-the-number routine.  There’s nothing – not even a hint of meaning – bubbling up from beneath its surface and that is a shame.  It bursts with color and flavor and, yet, can’t score a single thrill from its blah-blah-blah storyline.  Granted, no one expects or wants Citizen Kane from an animated feature, but this sucker is beyond soulless.

Blu-ray review of Carlos Saldanha's animated feature Rio, starring the voice of Karen Disher, Jason Fricchione, and Sofia Scarpa Saldana

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