By Frank Wilkins
Lady in the Water was born from an impromptu bedtime story told by its writer/director M. Night Shyamalan to his two young daughters. While that fact might go a long way towards explaining much of the film's eye-rolling silliness, it does nothing to cover for Shyamalan's poor storytelling. Disney, the studio that released his last four films (The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, and The Village) passed on his latest, so should you... read more
By Jeremiah Lewis
I was under the impression that the single-most destructive force on the planet was a simple Texan named Chuck Norris. Next to him is the power of the atom, which, when split, releases the primal energy of the universe into a mushroom shaped cloud of death, destruction, and nuclear radiation for miles and miles... read more