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 Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&% Is Santa? (2008)
MPAA Rating: R for pervasive language, crude and sexual content.
Runtime: 90 mins.
Director: Joe DeVito; Bam Margera
Writer: Joe DeVito
Cast: Jussi69; Willy Ackers; Mark the Bagger; Burt Brooks; Amanda Buchanon ... complete cast
Tagline: Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&% Is Santa?
Genre: Comedy
Memorable Quote: "Come and check out your car. We did something to it." ... more quotes
Release Date: June 8, 2007
Available on DVD: December 2, 2008
Distributor: Warner Bros. Entertainment
Official Site: www.bammargeradvd.com
View the Trailer: www.bammargeradvd.com
Synopsis: Bam & his familiar crew of misfits embark on a quest to the Arctic Circle to find his wife Missy the perfect Christmas gift ? but the elusiveness of the perfect gift prompts Bam to question ?where the #$&% is Santa?? Get ready for a globe-trekking adventure filled with crazy ass stunts, wicked tunes, and a Christmas party you won't wanna miss!
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| Reel commentary: ... fun and wild and gratuitous, but completely unnecessary. If you are a fan of Bam Margera’s, you might laugh at this, but it’s certainly not guaranteed ... full review |
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By Loron Hays
Tired of sappy holiday movies that leave you warm-hearted and full of holiday joy? If you are, then I might have the holiday-themed film for you. I’m not sure if the stamp of quality in a film is the pre-credit adult content warning label that kicks off Bam Margera’s Where the Fuck is Santa?, but it sure enough helps get the adrenaline running. The film’s premise is simple enough: Bam is bored and wants to get his wife, Missy Margera, something she doesn’t already have for Christmas and that gift is Santa Claus himself. Of course, they have to travel to Finland to do so because Bam is convinced that Santa lives in Lapland, Finland and not the North Pole.
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"Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&% is Santa?
All images copyright © 2003 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc
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In the first twenty minutes of the movie, Bam trashes his home with purchased snow and flour bags and then drops the biggest Christmas Tree he can find on Novak’s new car - and that‘s only the beginning of Bam‘s, as Ape Margera says, Bam‘s “ding-ding Holiday film.” The film continues its onslaught against holiday traditions as Bam decorates the front of his house with nude placards before his trip to Finland.
The film has its moments, especially when the gang meets up with HIM in Helsinki, and Bam asks Villie Valo (the lead singer and friend) to draw a map to Santa on his friend’s belly with a black marker….which is then made permanent (a couple of hours later) with a tattoo by one of Helsinki’s famous tattoo artists on a rooftop with the entire gang singing Silent Night to quiet the drunken screams of their friend. While not saying much about the quality of the film, this scene is one of its highlights.
The film starts to slow because of the repetition of the pranks the gang pulls against each other and then, lo and behold, The Dudesons, wearing Santa outfits, show up. Keep in mind, The Dudesons were the inspiration for Jackass and all the other Bam Margera TV shows. They are the originals and it shows; there are no scruples and no judgment calls as their pranks go to the extreme with all that they do and say. The group then meets up with Hanoi Rocks, another famous band in Finland, and get more information about Santa’s whereabouts and this is the rest of the movie: pranks against Novak, bands, the belly map, and more pranks.
The film is fun and wild and gratuitous, but completely unnecessary. If you are a fan of Bam Margera’s, you might laugh at this, but it’s certainly not guaranteed. I did chuckle a couple of times, but no gut busting laughter from me for this outing.
Loron Hays
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billybo Says:
Jan 27, 2009 at 17:04
where can find the list of songs on the movie
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Jhaus Says:
Jan 28, 2009 at 13:10
yeah im looking for the same thing
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what do you mean where? Says:
Mar 19, 2009 at 02:47
at the end of the movie dudes where the hell else at the end of the movie there's something called credits try there.
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Rofl at previous comment Says:
Mar 19, 2009 at 02:47
Yeah but we don't know where those songs fit in the movie. i wanna know what song plays when they catch the bullet train.
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the_69_eyes_fan:
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:35
yea i am lookin for the one when bam was on the train in helsinski
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ashdbcukashdu says:
Dec 11, 2009 at 12:28
yeah the bullet train part has a great song.. im looking for it too.
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A guy says:
Dec 12, 2009 at 01:28
hell with all that I wanna know where I can find that Mandy chick...
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jus bro says:
Dec 16, 2009 at 10:05
yo wats that irish soundin song i luv it its like all irishy and then i goes oisdfhrioewhiuvhfivhiovhfi fuckin thrasher dude heck yeah i need it when they catch the bullet train
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dude says:
Dec 16, 2009 at 18:10
whats the song at the beginning when they are riding in the Hummer?
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marine22 says:
Dec 17, 2009 at 16:01
the song where they are in the hummer is wrap your troubles in dreams by the 69 eyes
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crazy_random_child says:
Dec 21, 2009 at 12:24
any body know the band that was playing at the end when they are at the xmas party
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MetalMaggot says:
Jan 1, 2010 at 21:10
okay guys.. this took like 30 min to write ehm down but here you go
FINNTROLL - Det Iskalla Trollblodet
Turbonegro - What is Rock!?
Andy McCoy - Strung Out
Chad I. Ginsburg - Chinese Freestyle Instrumental
Bullet Treatment - Already dead
Throttlerod - Nail
Throttlerod - Shovel
FINNTROLL - Ellytres
CKY - Rio Bravo
The Moxy - Step Down
The Chimpz - To The Beat now
Bullet Treatment - Father and Son
Korpiklaani - Viima
Bullet Treatment - Illustrations
God Rest Ye Merry GENTLEPUNKS (Sleigh Bells)
Bullet Treatment - Coke Nose
Chad I. Ginsburg - Chester Bump 2
Bullet Treatment - A Reason for Violence
VAINS OF JENNA - Enemy in Me
The CHIMPZ - Suicidal
OH NO NOT STEREO - Shot down by the man
Hal Stephens - Making An Appearance
FINNTROLL - Fiskarens Fiende
VIKING SKULL - The Commom Plague
The 69 Eyes - Wrap your touble in dreams
Chad I. Ginsburg - Steady Sneakers
HIM - Love in Cold Blood
FINNTROLL - Kuallning
Jeff McDonough - NAP 10
FINTROLL - Under Tva Runor
HIM - Dead Lovers Lane
LACRIMSA PROFUNDERE - Infinity
Killing California - This Town
Korpiklaani - Veriset Aparat
Clutch - The Devil and Me
Korpiklaani - Running With Wolves
Chad I. Ginsburg - Later Instrumental
Vikiing SKull - King of Kings
Year long Disaster - It Ain't Luck
Dimmu Borgir - The Sacrilegious Scorn
Shame Club - Jonestown
Viking SKull - HIdding flame
Yuuki Matthews - Copy Rainbow
Korpiklaani - Nordic Feast
The company band - Spellbinder
Poisonblack - In lust
Viking skull - Tails you lose, heads you're dead
Venomous - Calm
Stavesacre - This Madness
Kansas City Faggots - Ride Hell High
Year Long Disaster - Galea Aponeurotica
Lacrimsa Profundere - Wake Down
Negative - Won't Let go
Korpiklaani - Tervaskanto
GWAR - Lost God
Venomous - Hold Me
Lacrimas Profundere - And her Enigma
Vains of Jenna - Get on the ride
ASG - Thirsting for more
Eric Charles Abrahamson - Disco Time
Honky - Undertaker
Hanoi Rocks - Street Poetry
Chad I. Ginsburg - Late instrumental (w/ Jonny U on drums)
Andy McCoy - Gypsy Boots
Mark Adams Allison - Paris Runaway
Poison Black - With her i die
Andy McCoy - Anna Kitaran Laulaa
CKY - The Human Drive in Hi-Fi
Stavesacre - We'll Sort this out Right
The Chimpz - Yeah
Five Finger Death Punch - White Knuckles
Clutch - Mr Shiney Cadillackness
Cky - Shippensbam
Chad I. Ginsburg - Curious
Poisonblack - Love Infernal
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Bert says:
Jan 7, 2010 at 22:27
Hey does anyone know the song that plays during the credits it's tge first one kinda sounds like the bloodhound gang please please help I wanna know what it is
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Dblock724 says:
Jan 12, 2010 at 13:44
hey metalmaggot the song that plays while bam is on the bullet train isnt on your list or maybe its not in the credits for the movie at all o well. somebody needs to try and find that beautiful song
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Amie545 says:
Jan 19, 2010 at 17:36
the song at the x-mas party is Step Down by The Moxy
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bamfan says:
Jan 21, 2010 at 00:49
What's the song right when they get back to the house? It plays for like 5-10 seconds while they are walking up the driveway. Please help.
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Raven888 says:
Jan 23, 2010 at 16:16
I've been looking for the song @ the bullet train as well .. Love the tune but no idea what it is .. been searching the credits .. can't find it .. aahhh what is it ?!?
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Ruiner138 says:
Jan 26, 2010 at 14:26
I just wanted to know who that band is when Bam is skating...Finntroll!! Thanks for the list MetalMaggot!!
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johnny g says:
Feb 14, 2010 at 1:00
whats the song where there walking in the artic cirle and there walking the songs about walking in cold
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ehjlkn says:
Feb 17, 2010 at 18:33
Whats the song when novak is gonna have a 3-some?
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Dixie says:
Feb 23, 2010 at 16:03
The song they play when walking in the Arctic circle is The Hidden Flame - Viking Skull
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ioio says:
Feb 24, 2010 at 21:00
what song plays when riding on the dog sleds?
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ife333 says:
Mar 11, 2010 at 13:48
what ios the name of the song that plays when novak is walking with the 2 girls back to the hotel for a 3some?
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Screen Formats: 1.85:1
Subtitles: none
Language and Sound: English: Dolby Digital 5.1
Other Features: Color; interactive menus; scene access; 25 minutes of outrageous and hilarious additional scenes; photo gallery.
- Deleted Scenes - Over 20 minutes of additional outtakes & scenes
- Photo Galleries - Naughty photo gallery of Santa's sexy helpers
Number of Discs: 1 with Keepcase Packaging
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Hot Tub Guy #1 |
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Mandy |
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